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high-vel0city:

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

sizvideos:

Video

petitpotato:

Quick reminder, that we often try to catch up with some super artist that isn’t even real. You know, that one who can do absolutely anything, learnt it within a week, doesn’t need any sleep and is working on like a hundred successful projects at the same time. We’re being all sad and frustrated because we think we’re no good compared to that one super artist. But then, who is?

booooost:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

i’m game

booooost:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

i’m game

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.

(Source: whatmakesmeaman)

basedgosh:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

(Source: canadad)

natashi-san:

Literally me

natashi-san:

Literally me

(Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa)

shynii:

for andrijor-p aka the cutest cutie to have ever cute-ed, may you always be cute and happy <3

shynii:

for andrijor-p aka the cutest cutie to have ever cute-ed, may you always be cute and happy <3

(Source: himaritakakura12)

toutlefromage:

oh okay

toutlefromage:

oh okay

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#was

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

pyriro:

a bisexual person who everyone thinks is cheating because they have a boyfriend and a girlfriend but actually suprISE THE HAVE A GENDERFLUID PARTNER

Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life
— Unknown (via psych-facts)